Grimes Ditching Elon Musk For Chelsea Manning Has The Internet Questioning Reality

Claire Boucher, better known by her pseudonym Grimes, has split with her on-and-off boyfriend Elon Musk, and is reportedly now in a relationship with former US Army intelligence analyst and whistleblower Chelsea Manning is, as of page 6.

The reveal took the internet by storm, as the announcement came a day after Grimes revealed, inadvertently during a Vanity Fair profile, that she and Musk conceived a second child via a surrogate, "exa Dark Siderell Musk". A daughter named

During the interview, Grimes revealed some eyebrow-raising details about her relationship with Musk, most notably the fact that the billionaire regularly wonders, if Grimes might be a synthetic partner.

Musk is famous for his (apparently honest) suspicion that our universe is just a simulation (he also believes that he is the main character of the said simulation). Grimes' dramatic, unexpected switch from Musk to Manning had the internet wondering if perhaps Musk had a point.

Other Twitter users joked that Grimes is about to experience a dramatic political awakening. While Musk is a proud, union-busting billionaire, Manning is an outspoken leftist, serving 7 years before former President Barack Obama reduced his remaining sentence to 35 years after leaking classified documents to WikiLeaks. Was sentenced to prison.

So, Grimes, who is notorious for posing as a revolutionary (having once posed for the paparazzi while pretending to read a copy of the Communist Manifesto) now has a second child with one of the world's richest men. Right after being dating a real leftist. ,

In his Vanity Fair profile, Grimes describes her and Musk's lifestyle, sometimes living "below the poverty line", claiming that Musk "won't even get a new mattress. Brother like a billionaire". don't live." He also reflected on his fluid political beliefs:

"When people say I'm a class traitor who isn't... a misstatement. I was far from over and I essentially converted to be a capitalist Democrat. Many people are quite upset."

After the profile was released, Grimes explained his politics on Twitter, writing:

"I am not a capitalist democracy. I am not responsible for any political party or economic model that currently exists." In the same thread, she also describes Musk as "the love of my life", despite having just broken up with him.

If reality is indeed a simulation, Grimes may just be a glitch in the Matrix.

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