Legend has it that Marcus Licinius Crassus of Rome was killed by rebellious men, whom he led in an unsuccessful battle, who poured molten gold around their leader's neck in mockery of their thirst for wealth. Philip Alfred Mickelson of Rancho Santa Fe, on the other hand, was only left by his bootless soldiers, as the reason he employed them slipped away. As for the symbolic suffocation on unnecessary greed, he himself served that perishable cocktail and swallowed it.
Apologies are less about atonement for past mistakes than about setting the table for future humor, so it was worth mentioning that Mickelson's statement released Tuesday most likely did not direct atonement to those whom he insulted. but for those to whom he told the truth.
There was no mention of the PGA Tour or its commissioner, Jay Monahan, whom he accused of "coercive, strong-arm" tactics in remarks by writer Alan Shipnack, which were made public six days earlier, a conversation in which Mickelson told Admitted Saudi ignored atrocities because the regime offered benefits from the tour to make concessions that would further enrich him. But for LIV Golf Investments, the Anodine brand, which the messengers of the world's leading bonsaw enthusiasts are attempting to launch a hostile takeover of men's professional golf, garnered much praise.
Hailing the Saudis as "visionaries" who "love golf" represents a dizzying axis, noting that last week Mickelson called her a "horror mother--," a murderer and a human rights abuser. said. But perhaps he learned from the example of Jamal Khashoggi that lay-majest laws are certainly unforgivable in the circles of Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman.
Mickelson's entire statement was a self-serving trope in which she shamelessly poses as Rosa Parks for the rich, standing up against injustice and "taking the hit publicly" that such a display of courage entails. . His golf fans would believe that he is martyring himself for the betterment of the game, while in fact he has associated himself with people who are vastly experienced in making martyrs.